there’s much more shrek in my life lately
But there can be even more if you praise the ogre lord every single day from now on.
You know you want to
weeeell if you put it that way…
he might even grant me my own swamp someday
And MAYBE people will worship you too some day!
Hopefully not with unions and little boys praying to a poster-version of you but I don’t know what you’d like
i’d like big boys to pray to a poster-version of me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
haha i’m just kidding
|Me: *sees book store* *looks to friend* *shuffles towards bookstore*|
|Friend: no.<p>about me,</p>|